Haiku for my new cell phone
Technophobe tamer
Motorolla, sleek and black
Your bell tolls for me
Three haiku on Microsoft Excel
Microsoft Excel
Why do you lose my data?
This isn't working
So many errors
I try not to lose patience
I'm pushed to the brink
The data I want
You just can't seem to find it
It's over for us
Haiku for my electric kettle
Melita Express
You boil my water so fast
No need for patience
1 comment:
It's not a haiku, but this guy imagined himself to be Clippie, the Microsoft Office Assistant.
I once tried to get a guy dressed up like Clippie to climb aboard my rental car. He thought I was a maniac and said, "No." And walked very quickly in the direction opposite to where I was heading.
I wouldn't have hurt him. Honestly.
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