Haiku for delicious political scandal

He is not gay
Larry Craig of Idaho
I’ll use the ladies’

Loyal factotum
Poor Alberto Gonzales
He cannot recall

Haiku for my new cell phone

Technophobe tamer
Motorolla, sleek and black
Your bell tolls for me


Three haiku on Microsoft Excel

Microsoft Excel
Why do you lose my data?
This isn't working

So many errors
I try not to lose patience
I'm pushed to the brink

The data I want
You just can't seem to find it
It's over for us


Haiku for my electric kettle

Melita Express
You boil my water so fast
No need for patience